Top 10 List
Things you should look for so that you'll know it's time for me to call it a night
(in order of how much time I have left before it's all over)
(in order of how much time I have left before it's all over)
10) I start talking a lot
9) I start laughing a lot
8) I start to stare at you when you talk to me
7) Someone says "I bet you can't drink that"
6) I say "I bet you can't drink that"
5) I say "I bet I can drink mine faster than you can drink yours"
4) I order a blue colored drink
3) I tell everyone I love them
2) I order a Greyhound
1) I haven't been seen for 15 minutes after I say I'm going to the bathroom
Note: it's really a steep downhill at #7